Yes, vowels are now They-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named . Or so I am given to understand by most of the text messages I receive. Irrespective of the sender's age group, vowels seem to have become persona non grata. Now, I understand social media junkies resorting to stripping the flesh off the skeletal consonants. Completely preoccupied with their online identities and having at least ten social media accounts to maintain simultaneously, they simply have no time to waste typing vowels. They have posts of their own to edit and upload, that of others to check, 'follow', 'like' and 'heart'; several selfies to edit, 'filter', touch up and enhance to an extent that would shock somebody who meets them in person for the first time, as their faces would look nothing like their picture; many seething comments to write and numerous things to scrutinize and find politically incorrect. I do see that if these lost souls are forced to focus on proper spelling, they mig...